- What would happen if the desert became a socialist country?
- Nothing for a while, and then there would be a sand shortage. - How can you use a banana as a compass?
- Balance it on top of the Berlin Wall. East is where a bite has been taken out of it.
- Q: Why do the People's Police go out on patrol in groups of three?
A: One can read, one can write, and the third is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.