By the way, as far as I know, nobody in the Czech Republic is even slightly aware that their cars have been the butt of jokes in the UK for ages. Also, did you know that the correct Czech pronunciation is more like Shkoda with a sh and a short o?
- Why do Skodas have heated rear windows?
- To keep your hands warm while you're pushing them. - What do you call a Skoda with twin exhaust pipes?
- A wheelbarrow. - What's the difference between a Skoda and a Jehova's Witness?
- You can shut the door on a Jehova's Witness. - Have you got a wing mirror for a Skoda?
- Okay, seems like a fair swap. - What do you call a Skoda convertible?
- A skip. - Did you hear about the new 16 valve Skoda? Eight valves in the engine, eight in the radio.
- What do you call a Skoda at the the top of a hill?
- A miracle. - Why is a Skoda and a baby similar?
- They both never go anywhere without a rattle. - What do you call a Skoda with a really long radio aerial?
- A bumper car. - How do you make a Skoda more sporty?
- Wear trainers while driving it.