These are just some jokes my friends I have made up, but they have nothing to do with communism.
- What's an Indian's favourite supercar?
- A Lamb-bhuna-ghini - What did the green grass say to the yellow grass?
- Hay - What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
- Dam - A youth was caught stealing an encyclopaedia from the library. When asked by the police why he had done it, he said, 'I don't know.'
(My dad made this up)
- Man 1: I have put a work of a lexicographical nature into my buccal cavity, masticated it, and peristalsis is currently passing it through my digestive tract.
Man 2: What? Have you just swallowed a dictionary or something?
(A friend of mine made this up) - What did the gentleman sheep say to the lady sheep at the doors of the abattoir?
- After ewe - What do you get if you cross a road with an old lady?
- Profuse thanks - What did the consumer goods sweatshop labourer get for Christmas?
- Overtime